Curse

Gmr Leon · Apr 23, 2006, 03:24 AM // 03:24

There is a civil war raging at the core of Mars which happens to be Pluto. The two factions are the Octopi and the Lawyers. The Octopi use chainsaws for close quarters combat and they shoot crust from the pie they carry and razors from the tin that holds the pie. The Lawyers on the other hand eat each other's ears to get info from one another and they use Pineackles to destroy the Octopi's forts,towns,and outposts.

The civil war started when the Lawyers decided they were going to try and create a reverse big bang that would open up alternate realities and unleash black holes leading to other worlds.

Opeth11 · Apr 23, 2006, 03:30 AM // 03:30

What the hell?

Gmr Leon · Apr 23, 2006, 03:32 AM // 03:32

Mwahahaha,google is your friend. Pineackles are great and all,but it is much better to ride atomic bombs as boats across the desert.

This is the section for the Absurd is it not?

Opeth11 · Apr 23, 2006, 03:33 AM // 03:33

Yes, it is. But still, what the hell?

Octopi with chainsaws. What has the world come to?

Gmr Leon · Apr 23, 2006, 03:34 AM // 03:34

Turkeys with shurikens that's what! Seriously google the part in the title before the period.

Opeth11 · Apr 23, 2006, 03:36 AM // 03:36

Hokay! brb!

www.google.ca

*clicks*

ineverdie · Apr 23, 2006, 03:39 AM // 03:39

you bought an N-gage, didnt you?

Opeth11 · Apr 23, 2006, 03:41 AM // 03:41

>_>

All I found was a load of crap about Iraq and some books on Google.

tommarrow · Apr 23, 2006, 04:49 AM // 04:49

What crap.

Gmr Leon · Apr 23, 2006, 05:11 AM // 05:11

Should of been the 5th result of the search. Then again it doesn't come up if you search through the Canadian pages.

Opeth11 · Apr 23, 2006, 05:13 AM // 05:13

I didn't use the Canadian pages. Oh well, I don't feel like looking at it again.

I pwnd U · Apr 23, 2006, 03:33 PM // 15:33

Wow no i havent heard of it and tahts just crazy as heck...